Despite being a railway enthusiast and an accountant, I do possess a sense of humour (albeit a warped one).
Below are links to the lyrics of two parodies of existing (railway unrelated) songs which shed an alternative light on railways in the Republic of Ireland.
1. The "Alternative" Boxer (sung to the tune of "The Boxer" by Simon & Garfunkel)
2. Laytown (sung to the tune of "Suncreen" by Baz Luhrmann)
3. 50 Ways To Screw The Public (sung to the tune of "50 Ways To Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon)
Last modified: 24th June 2006